7 thoughts on “The Poetry of e-Discovery: People Not Only Make Mistakes, They Lie, Steal, Cheat and Fake”

  1. I never presumed Mr. Losey a poet
    The defendant’s a** was grass and Judge Bryant needed to mow it.
    With information and identity theft abounding
    A personal computer in the trash has a “WTF” resounding
    The cost of a forensic expert was too expensive??
    As a service provider, that’s down-right offensive.
    When will Counsels abandon this type of gamesmanship and tactic?
    Shouldn’t repeated sanctions make them anaphylactic?
    Please forgive my simplistic, Suess-like cadence. Clearly, I never earned my “poetic license”
    After all, I’m a product of a Florida state school where I spent much of my time on a barstool.

    Great Job Ralph – you never cease to amaze.

  2. I make no comment on the defendant here, but, as you requested Mr. Losey, a poem for you…

    And he, for shame, is left in tatters
    Wholly blamed
    A failure to gather
    This crucial bunch
    That golden nugget
    The email proving for once, he dunnit

    Don’t let her catch that lie you told
    Or see the evidence unfold
    Of wiping this
    Or deteting that
    A computer will, you know, talk back

    And there you are
    Alone for once
    Left upon the Judge’s hunch
    That you should pay
    Yes, you should suffer
    All the sanctions she can muster

  3. “No more rhymes now, I mean it.”
    –Vizzini, The Princess Bride (1987)

    😛

  4. I’m one of the owners of The Billable Hour Company (http://TheBillableHour.com). We publish a monthly e-newsletter called The Timesheet, which focuses on legal humor and work/life balance. I invite all e-discovery poets to submit your work to us at info[at]TheBillableHour.com, for publication in our Poeticus Lex column.

  5. As the poet Ralph Losey could easily surmise,
    A student of e-Discovery reads this blog post with little surprise.

    All too often we read cases of discovery frauds exposed,
    Maybe the message will stick if it’s written in prose.

    Nevertheless, we find a party with the worst fatal flaw,
    An illusory belief that they are somehow above the law.

    Oh, a fly on the wall I’d loved to have been,
    When this defendant discarded his computer in the recycling bin.

    Perhaps it’s the product of intelligence lacked,
    But if spoil ESI you must, at least keep the family computer intact.

    Of course, Judge Bryant saw this all as a sham,
    As any sensible person would have at least saved the RAM.

    Will lawyers or parties ever learn from cases like Genworth Financial?
    If you hide the ball, sanctions will be substantial!

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